A Quiche for Jennifer

A Quiche for Jennifer

by Aaron Troye-White

Adam does make dinner, despite his wife’s claims to the contrary. Ramen with crudely chopped frankfurters, paninis, both eggs and bacon. And that’s all Quiche Lorraine really is.

Jennifer’s a doctor, who works past nine sometimes, while Adam stays at home. When they’d first moved in together, he was a list of aspiring things. His vlog, where he re-cut blockbuster bonanzas into art-house sleepers, had 100,000 subscribers. He was doing stand-up twice a week, even got paid sometimes. A few humorous essays were finding homes in university presses. One even got a glowing, personalized rejection from Tin House. He wasn’t rich, but made enough to pay rent and electricity, freeing Jennifer to focus on her studies. But mediocrity took its toll, and now he’s just unemployed.

Jennifer has always been the cook. He used to help, but after an incident involving Teflon and a metal whisk, he’s banished from the kitchen. Most nights, she comes home, cooks alone, and they eat in silence. They’ve adopted staggered bedtimes.

Not tonight though.

Tonight, she’ll come home to a fluffy, golden egg pie, then they’ll migrate to the bedroom, crumbs still lining their lips.

Quiche Lorraine is the only recipe from the sticky, flour-dusted tome that doesn’t require mysterious ingredients such as Brunoise, cornichon, tapenade.

He sets the mixer to slow, incrementally adding butter to the flour, amazed as two unlike textures join together in harmony. He mixes in ice water and it spins until it loses it stickiness. He cools it in the fridge, then goes to watch television.

He takes out the dough and rolls it onto the floured counter. Cooking seems easy.

But the crust has holes, sticks to his roller. The edges of the cake ring cut the dough. He folds the crust over the side, but it just reaches the rim. This can’t be disastrous.
Next, he pours in dried beans and bakes it. He laughs—this thing he made is now “full of beans”.

The crust shrinks, leaving just a small lip. He uses leftover dough to extend it, but there’s not enough to patch all the cracks. They are small, insignificant. He knows they won’t matter.

He fries the onions and bacon, shreds the cheese, mixes the custard with the magic whirling wand until frothy. Adams pours in the custard and places his quiche in the oven.

He takes a cloth and wipes random things, searching for invisible entities Jennifer calls “messes”. Five minutes later, he smells burning. But he can do nothing but watch through the grease-grimed oven window as the filling drips out the bottom. He figures it’s best to keep the heat in, let the custard set before he loses everything.

A practical man would collect what he can and pour it back over the top. A poet would recognize the afternoon’s tragic symbolism and mount a transformation of all that’s left. A humble romantic would remember their first date when they were both students, biking around the lakes, the whole open world before them, sharing a perfect Quiche Lorraine at that cute cafe on the shore—and serve what’s left under a candle’s forgiving light. They’d laugh together for the first time in months.
Adam is none of these things.

He watches it all drip away, smashes the crust, and waits for the mess to harden. Then he chokes down a plate of over-salted, black-speckled scrambles eggs, scraped from the bottom of the oven. When Jennifer comes home, he tells her she should just cook for herself tonight.

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Aaron Troye-White
Aaron Troye-White is a writer, beer sommelier, and restaurant manager. He has traveled the world a couple times and has collected copious images of temples and trees. His fiction has been published in The Tampa Review. Currently, he lives in Hungary with his wife. His seldom-updated, poorly-edited travel blog can be found at  http://aaronaaa.blogspot.no

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Naked Law

Naked Law

by Donald Hubbard

Naked Day originated as a reaction to excessive public nudity and love-making in Hale, Connecticut.

Citizens urinating in public, teenagers mooning the constable, couples copulating behind the Little League dugouts, nudists weeding their tomato gardens, farm animals mating without the slightest nod to propriety.

Rather than endure 365 days each year of the potential of chancing across a bit of flesh or PDAs, the town enacted ordinance 234Sw, commonly known as the ‘Nudie Law’, restricting public nudity and displays of over-affection to one day each year, August 15.

As part of the enabling legislation, money was set aside in the budget to pick up school aged children at 6:00 a.m. on that day and bus them to an auditorium with the windows blacked out to protect their sensibilities, while some of the elderly and easily offended obtained vouchers and bus passes to visit Holy Land in Waterbury.

Freaky people immediately loved the concept, strolling around, enjoying free love on the village green and playing tennis. Bashful folks started off more conservatively, taking showers without wearing a bathing cap or sitting in their rooms au naturel all day solving the New York Times crossword puzzle. Moderates walked to their mailboxes or changed their clothes with their windows open.

Others protested, bundling up in several layers of wool, donning ski caps and galoshes. Though in particularly hot years, they too stripped down.

Traditionally, Catholic children were born nine months after one of their parents’ birth days, when the ‘Rhythm System’ of contraception temporarily was thrown, like caution, to the wind. After Naked Day began, Hale experienced a sharp up-tick in births around February 15.

God finally put a stop to Naked Day, primarily because while many conceptions occurred on that date, so did many traffic accidents as tourists rolled into town to view the nudists, only to drive off the side of the road due to inattention. But mostly God banned Naked Day because frankly too many of the townspeople flattered themselves, out of shape and richly deserving of a new burka to hide their imperfections. Gave Eden a bad name.

The Town Selectmen bristled, citing separation of church and state, so they drafted up a compromise, keeping Naked Day and restricting it to February 28, a day deemed too cold for its citizens to safely walk outside in a state of nature.

Unfortunately, with the elimination of the freedoms enjoyed on Naked Day, incidents of drunkards and non-conformists showing too much skin throughout the year increased.

Folks missed hanging out with their friends on the porch, unfettered by convention, sucking down Miller Lites, or working the outside grill, flipping burgers and dogs while not feeling overheated. So spontaneously one year the townspeople met at the Village Green, removed their clothing, and embarked on a parade around town. Prayerful people prayed for a plague, and God answered their petitions, unleashing a gigantic hail storm upon Hale until people regained their wits.

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Donald Hubbard
Donald Hubbard has written six books, one profiled on Regis & Kelly and another a Boston Globe bestseller and Amazon category bestseller. His stories published/scheduled for publication include those in Notre Dame Magazine, Funny in 500, Quail Bell, Praxis, 101 Word Story, Flash Fiction Magazine, Crack the Spine, Dime Show Review, The Miscreant (upcoming) and Oddville Press.

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In Clover

In Clover

by Marc Shapiro

Henry rounded the corner and into the tumble down quadplex on the south side of town. He was dragging ass, hot and sweaty. The plastic trash bag, slung high on his back, was beating a numbing tattoo on his shoulder blades. He took the last of the broken stone pathway in a staggering shuffle and finally found the door. Way in the back where the sun don’t shine.

He was home but it was hardly sweet.

It was a shoddy add on by a greedy developer. Barely a studio, it stood a cracked, chipped, crumbling edifice around a door that was peeling paint and a doorknob that was hanging by a thread. The windows were cracked, forming odd surreal landscapes. He had done the best he could on the inside with tarpaper and duct tape to no avail. Henry kicked open the door and shuffled inside…

Where he found June sprawled out on the couch that doubled as a fold out bed. He gave her a dejected humph. June gave him a glazed thousand mile stare and held out her hand, flicking her fingers up into a curled position, the classic shorthand for ‘where’s mine?’ Henry tossed the trash bag into a dark corner and reached into his pants pocket. He pulled out a wad of folded up bills and a handful of change and, with an exaggerated gesture that equated with bored royalty, he dropped the money into June’s hand.

$9.47.

June sniffed at the day’s take. Not bad. It would get them a couple of items off the dollar menu and a couple of bottles of Night Train. They still needed another twenty to cover next week’s rent but this would at least get them through tomorrow.

June stood up. Her body had held together fairly well. Henry saw exactly what had attracted him to June in the first place. She stuffed the money into her tight jeans, stretched and went out the open door, slamming it with an exaggerated crash.

Henry hit the crapper, found a swallow left in last night’s Night Train bottle and downed it. He stared, eyes a glaze at the filth, grime and poverty that seemed to close in further every day. But Henry had seen worse and June was a good sport about it all. At least she had been to this point.

They had met at the all night Bottle Locker around the corner at around 2 a.m. He found her outside the door, panhandling other drunks for enough for a six pack of the cheapest stuff in the place. As fate would have it, so was he. A deal was struck. They would pool their change for a clutch of cans of the cheap stuff and then go back to his place for a nightcap. The booze was just this side of piss. But everything that came after was aces.

By the next morning June had moved in and a division of labor was hammered out. Henry would go out into the world each morning and, figuratively, hunt. Dumpster diving, coin return slots and the occasional found wallets outside of bars were his main trophies. Then he would finish the day at the recycling plant where he would cash out for the day. Then it was home and hand over the day’s take for June to go out and replenish the larder. So far everything was working out. They were living so far from the edge that they were hanging on by a fingernail. But they were living in bliss.

His thoughts were interrupted by the sound of June doing her best Henry imitation and kicking open the door and sauntering in with a couple of brown paper bags which she proceeded to lay out between them on the couch. Two Mc somethings on sesame seed buns and a couple of Night Train Lights. They began to munch and drag. After a moment, Henry matter of factly told June that he had something to tell her.

June looked him in his blood shot eyes. She made a joke about packing her bags and catching the midnight train to Georgia. Henry chuckled and belched. No, it was nothing like that. He was quite happy with their situation.

But he had run into somebody on the trail today that had hipped him to a new day labor shack that had opened a few blocks down the road and that they were looking for people who would do shit work for shit pay. June sized him up for a minute and then cut to the chase. Henry smiled a tight smile. $20 a day. Five days guaranteed. Mentally they both knew what it meant. Not much. But at least it would keep this poor excuse of a roof over their heads. And neither was looking forward to going back on the streets.

They talked it out for the rest of the night, unfolded the hide away bed and generated some skin heat. Then they decided to think about it.

Henry awoke first as was his routine. He slipped on his trash picking clothes and turned to look at June who was still sawing wood and had kicked the blankets off. Henry surveyed her long, lean form. He picked up his plastic trash bag and walked out into the early morning haze. Henry had decided as only Henry could. If he made at least $20 today, he would continue on as a man of leisure. If he made less…

…Then he would become a working stiff.

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Marc Shapiro
Marc Shapiro recently went toe to toe with the notorious Chicago shock jock Man Cow on his radio show to promote his latest book Hey Joe: The Unauthorized Biography Of A Rock Classic (Riverdale Avenue Books) Also an updated version of Trump This! The Life And Times Of Donald Trump (Riverdale Avenue Books) had a simultaneous release in twenty english speaking countries internationally. Marc Shapiro is currently walking his dog.

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The Path

The Path

by  Kaitlynn McShea

My host told me about this path to school yesterday. Aoife, with her blonde bob and heavy eyeliner, drove past her house to the back of the cul de sac. “There’s a path there, so. Take it, it’s a half-mile, like, to your one-mile walk.”

I decided not to take it to school, because what was a mile for someone who has nothing to do in a town that’s in the middle of nowhere?

Today, though, it was pouring as I left school. Rain seeped through my raincoat, and with the wind, my umbrella was completely useless. Short of looking completely daft walking on the main street of the town, I decided to take this path.

I entered, immediately feeling a weight on my chest and a churning in my stomach. The trees bent over, making a quintessential “O” when looking straight down the path. Rain gathered on leaves and fell in massive drops, but otherwise, it was quite dry. Well, as dry as Ireland could be.

Why was this path here? It didn’t seem to go anywhere in particular but was really a trodden dirt alleyway behind the neighborhoods.

I got home in ten minutes instead of twenty. Ten more minutes to find something to do in a town where nothing happens.

But I suppose I got home with no problem.

* * *

The next day, a rare sunny day, I decided to walk the host’s puppy after school.

“Hiya, Emily?” Another blonde woman with heavy eyeliner waved to me with her free hand. Her other hand stayed clasped, belonging to her husband.

“Oh. Hi, Grainne.” She was another interventionist at my school.

“Come on this path often?” Her eyebrows arched, her smile thin.

“I’ve only come on it a few times.”

“It’s nice on a sunny day, now, isn’t it?”

“Yes, it is.”

“Well, now, Emily. I’ll see yerself at school tomorrow.”

“All right, bye!”

I really liked Grainne. She was always friendly and positive. She didn’t seem herself, just now, though. Her words were friendly, but her tone was off.

After taking a moment to consider it, I decided to head back to my host’s house.

* * *

The following day at school, Grainne scampered up to me, wringing her hands. Not her usual laid-back self.

“You don’t walk on that path to school now, Emily?”

“No…Why?”

“Oh, grand. You just never know who’s on it at that time, like. Take care of yerself.”

She hurried away and whispered to Niamh, a teacher for six and seven-year-olds. They peeked at me. Catching my eye, they looked away.

What was going on? And what’s the matter with walking at path? After all, Aoife seemed to think it was okay.

After school, I decided to ask Aoife about it to break up the expanse of the evening.
As she started dinner, I looked up from my laptop and tried to catch her eye. She smiled, but kept busy chopping parsnips and onions.

“Hey, Aoife. Some teachers seemed to not like the path behind the neighborhood. Do kids mess around on the path in the morning or something? Is it not safe?”

She paused and laughed. “Oh, that. Some folk will always be superstitious now, especially in a small town like this. Some say that when the sun’s not fully out, the Fair Folk still walk the path and snatch up lonely walkers to do their bidding.”

“The Fair Folk?”

“Fae. Fairies. Like in fairy tales, but they’re not kind and they don’t have wings.”

“Do you believe in the Fair Folk?”

She laughed again. “Oh, Jaysus, no. But you might consider not walking on the path in the dark, like.”

“Okay…thanks.”

I spent the next three hours after dinner researching the Fair Folk. People actually believed this stuff? So ridiculous. Still, I went to bed dreaming of long canines and sharp nails.

* * *

The next day was Saturday, so I decided to take a hike. Emily was at the market in the town’s square, and having gone two times was two times plenty.

I started off by myself this time, no puppy to accompany me. I saw a few people on the path: it went through a field and past the boy’s and girl’s colleges of the town. At some point, though, I no longer had company. I kept going through a remote path. The grass grew high on both sides, tickling my ankles. If I had been at home, I would’ve called this a deer path. The hair on my arms stood up, and I felt a presence at my back. I kept looking behind me, but no one was there. There were no noises to suggest someone was following me, either.

Despite the creepy vibe, I walked through high grass and thicket. I hiked all the time back home, so no big deal, right?

The path opened up.

Instead of an open field, an abandoned barn rested half-collapsed. Rusted junk surrounded it.

The yard was absent of a rusted car, though…and there was no road.

There was no sign of a soul there, besides me.

My shadowy presence at my back intensified. My head pounded, my vision flashed. The words, ‘YOU SHOULDN’T BE HERE!’ pumped through my brain.

Twenty feet away, the grass parted.

Ten feet away, the grass continued to fold, as if some small animal raced through.

At two feet away, I saw it. A tan and black patterned snake raced for me. I froze.

A foot away from me, it stopped with a jerk. It lifted it head, tongue testing the air. It lunged, fangs bared, and sank into my ankle. It bit through my hiking socks and leggings.

It was gone.

I sank to the earth, fearing to mess with my sock and leggings right now. My stomach rolled, and my ankle already felt swollen and bruised.

I stayed glued for another minute before scrambling back and limping as fast as I could.
About a half-mile later, once the grass became trimmed and green once more, I let myself slow. The pain was excruciating, but I had to get the hell out of there.

Finally, finally, I reached my host’s street. I dragged my right foot, unable to flex my foot now. I reached the doorknob, twisting it.

It was locked.

Where was my key, where the hell was my key? Screw it. I banged on the door, still feeling the presence at my back, still feeling my vision flare.

Aoife swung the door open and stared.

“What in the devil is going on, Emily?”

I fainted.

* * *

A shooting pain awoke me. I blinked my eyes open, seeing white walls and hearing beeping machines.

A hospital.

I glanced down, registering the i.v. and that my foot was propped up on a pillow.

“Oh, grand, yer awake!” Aoife blonde bob shifted as she stood and crept over.

“What happened? Why am I here?”

“Well, I believe you were on a hike. Don’t you remember?”

In flashes, I did. The path, the barn, the snake.

The snake.

“Did you figure out what snake bit me?” I said, too loud.

“Emily…” she paused, smiling halfway.

“What?”

“Well, there are no snakes in Ireland now. You couldn’t’ve been bit by a snake.”

“But I remember it!” I insisted, “It was tan and black. It was patterned! It had a tongue!”

One of the machines started to beep faster.

“Calm down, Emily. I’m sure you thought it was a snake.”

Her pause felt heavier this time, and not because I was ignorant.

“What does that mean?”

“You’re coworkers tried to warn you, Emily…” She paused, mouth moving but no words coming out.

She took a breath and continued. “I didn’t believe…I thought it was just superstition. But, Emily, I was wrong…that path is for the Fair Folk, the Good Folk. That was no snake.”

My vision swam. What the hell kind of place was this?

“Can I speak to the doctor, please?”

“I’ll go find herself. Lie back now, be a good girl.” She exited the room, but not before giving me a pitying smile.

The doctor entered. She paused at the threshold before entering.

“Hiya, Emily. I’m Dr. Ó Murchadha, and I’ve been taking care of you. What can I do for you?”

“What’s wrong with my foot?”

“Emily, I’m afraid it’s very likely you’ll be hiking anytime soon, if at all. There has been some degeneration of the muscles in your ankle.”

“I don’t understand. How did this happen? All I remember is that a snake bit me.”

The doctor and Aoife’s eyes darted towards each other.

“Emily…that was no snake.”

“And I’m sure it was some damn faerie, huh?”

Aoife gasped, and the doctor’s face became grim. She advanced, a crease forming in between her eyes.

“You’re lucky to be alive, Emily. Heed this warning. Do not go on that path again. Do not hike again while you’re in Ireland, do you understand? If you never hike again, even if you never walk again, it’s better than what could’ve happened.”

She stepped back a foot and squared her shoulders.

“I’ll be releasing you shortly. It’s best if you move past this. Don’t talk about, don’t dwell on it. If anyone asks, you were bitten by a mutt. Do you understand?”

I looked from Aoife to Dr. Ó Murchadha and gulped. “Yes.”

Her face brightened. “Grand! Someone will be with you as soon as possible to release you.”

I slumped against the pillows. “Ugh, I wish my foot would just get back to normal,” I groaned.

Aoife turned to me, grinning.

Too weird. I needed to get out of this place.

She stopped, looming over my bed. “A favor requires a favor in return, Emily.”

“What?”

She closed her eyes, nostrils flaring. Her features smoothed. Years of wrinkles disappeared, her eyeliner lessened, her blonde hair turned from brassy to glowing and grew at least a foot. She opened her eyes and winked at me. She grinned again, but this time with long, sharp canines.

“I haven’t been entirely honest with you, Emily.” She swung her hair. “I’m the Queen of the Fair Folk, and I can make your foot back to normal.”

These must have been some good pain meds.

“Okay, I’ll bite.” I paused to giggle at my own pun. “What favor do you require of me?”

Her grin turned feral. “I’m so glad you asked. Welcome to the real Ireland, Emily.”

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Kaitlynn McShea
Kaitlynn McShea is a fourth-grade teacher by day and a writer and Pilates instructor by night. She specializes in all things fantasy. Discover more at https://www.instagram.com/kaitlynnmcshea/

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The Locksmith’s Clock

The Locksmith’s Clock

by W. M. Pienton

All buildings have character, while some acquire it with age others have it from the start. In the small town of Ruthford stands a two story red brick building. It is the only two story building downtown, making it the shortest and standing out, somewhat unique. On the first floor is a permanently closed locksmith shop; on the second floor is an apartment where the retired owner, Eugene Hath, lives alone.

Long ago when he was young, and had just married the love of his life, Ellen, spring had been his favorite season. That was when the couple would take walks, watching the world come back to life. Eugene missed those walks.

Back then, Eugene earned and saved his money doing odd jobs. Buying the building right after completion, he and his new bride Ellen, moved into the only apartment on the second floor. He was the first, and only, owner of the building he called home and business.

That was sixty-nine years ago. They opened up the town’s only locksmith shop. The shop always earned enough money to live on, and when business was good it made enough to put away. The couple learned early in their marriage they could not have children. So now in his old age, his wife thirty years departed, Eugene was alone.

He was now an elderly gentleman of ninety-eight. He retired at sixty-five, closing the shop. However, being the town’s only locksmith kept him from truly retiring. Only charging a small fee for his services, Ruthford’s residents still relied on him day and night.

Solitary by nature, he never had company. Older Ruthford residents who knew Eugene before his wife died said that he changed after her passing. He did not become bitter or angry, just different somehow.

Tall, lean, gray, and balding, he was always warm and pleasant. He had two faces, one displayed for the world the other was kept hidden. When walking along the street he was likely to greet even complete strangers. In reality he was reserved and introspective, keeping his thoughts to himself.

Keeping his apartment windows open all summer, it was impossible not to hear the constant ticking of Eugene’s clocks. Never allowing anyone inside, no one knew the extent of his collection. The fact that he still worked gave him the financial means to completely indulge his hobby.

Having a good eye for clocks, he started purchasing them at yard sales and flea markets to sate his appetite. His hobby became an obsession after getting on-line access. Now, he buys as many of them as his bank account allows. Accumulating hundreds of clocks over the years, only a few are electric, most need to be hand wound.

His collection cluttered his home but that did not stop him from keeping his place dust and cobweb free. The apartment floors were vacuumed and swept; the windows were always clean and spotless, as if he expected guests and had tidied up. Everything in its proper place and a proper place for everything.

An idea came to him when his hobby and trade merged within his mind. The concept seemed so obvious it amazed Eugene that it had not occurred to him sooner. Armed with his clocks, extensive lock-pick sets, and considerable experience, the old man would manipulate time, would ‘pick’ time. At first, it was all blind experimentation.

His idea was to control time by picking the gears of a clock with his lock-picks. He got very skilled in a short time. For Eugene picking time was like picking a lock, just on another level.

When his first attempt failed, unfazed, he simply tried a different approach. Knowing the concept was sound and would eventually work, the idea impelled him forward like a runner closing in on the finish line. He had only been experimenting for a little while before his initial success, the strangeness of it all made his head swim. Eugene only traveled back in time about a minute, but everything starts small.

Having entered uncharted territory he experimented cautiously from that day forward. Decades of picking locks prepared him for the intricacies of picking time, and as his skills grew, so did a plan. Eugene understood the nature of time, understood that it does not tick like the second hand of a clock, understood that it flows smoothly like a river from one moment to the next. All he did was shift its current to achieve the desired effect.

The type of time-piece used in his operations only had a small bearing on Eugene’s ability. Using more complex time-pieces lent only slightly better control, while shoddier ones made it more difficult. To execute his plan he would use his best pocket-watch.

After his first success, Eugene only practiced a few months before pronouncing himself ready. His skills were now extraordinary. Sitting at a downstairs table with his tools, a set of lock-picks and a clock, he set his plan into motion.

* * *

Seventy-eight years ago the old man appeared from thin air in a vacant lot, where Ruthford’s only locksmith shop would one day be. Had there been witnesses, they would have seen only an empty field of tall grass and weeds one moment, and an instant later, an old man would be standing in the middle of it. Accidentally letting go of the lock-picks and clock during time-travel, he possessed only what he was wearing—nothing more.

For his plan to work Eugene needed tools, and for that he needed money. The cash in his wallet was all wrong for the time. Taking in his surroundings, he concluded that at least he had arrived in the right year. Forced to figure out a way to get some money, he began pacing around head down in thought.

After mulling it over, he decided the only thing he could do was sell his wedding band at the local pawn shop. It should provide him with money for a basic set of lock-picks and a time-piece of some kind. After that, the next step will be finding a place to work in peace. No distractions, picking time was delicate work.

Looking around, Ruthford was both familiar and foreign at the same time. On one hand the town was just as he remembered, on the other there was so much he had forgotten. A tidal-wave of nostalgia flooded him as he began walking.

Eugene was capable of more than just time-travel, he could manipulate time in almost any way he chose. Slowing down or speeding it up was just for starters, before traveling back in time he halted his aging process. Later he was going to reverse it, the next step in his plan required being young. The problem was he had never attempted most of what he knew, it was all just theory.

Eugene prayed he would not run into his past self—that would be disastrous. Other than his obsession with clocks, Eugene consumed a steady diet of science fiction novels. Whenever these books dealt with time-travel, meeting your past self always created a time paradox. It was something to avoid.

He came to this year because this was the year he met the woman who would become his wife, Ellen. Eugene’s plan was to re-live life with her and he would have to meet her as a young man. Another problem was going to be revealing the truth to her, he had no idea how she was going to react.

Twenty minutes later he arrived in front of Ruthford’s pawn shop. It was an old shop, nearly as old as the town itself and still existed in modern times. Since opening, it had been owned and operated by the same family.

Before he entered he took off his gold band and turned it around in his hand, looking at it as if for the first time. Before now he had never taken it off. Sighing, he entered the cramped little shop.

The money he got from pawning his wedding ring he used purchasing a pocket-watch and a set of lock-picks, both of which he found in the pawn-shop. Eugene used his remaining funds to rent a room at a low budget motel. Once in the room, he wasted no time getting to work on the watch.

Reversing his age was much harder than anything he tried so far. Breaking out in a nervous sweat, Eugene had difficulty stifling fears of unintentionally anti-aging himself out of existence. Something clicked and he felt himself growing younger. Shedding years in minutes, he had to stop it just right.

Like picking a lock, picking time is a tactile thing and Eugene could feel it with almost supernatural accuracy. The trick is reversing the physical body’s age while keeping the mind intact. Losing the memories of all the years he lived would be disastrous. Experience however, gave Eugene the skills to avoid such a fate.

Sensing it close, he slowed the reversal process. And, like a master artist knowing when to cease work on a piece, he halted it—he was now twenty years old. Closing the back of the watch and pocketing it, he gathered his tools and left the room. Chuckling, Eugene thought how confused any witnesses might be at seeing an old man enter the room and a young man leave.

At this point his plan got hazy, he just wanted to see Ellen before deciding what to do next. The problem was he had no idea where she was. Figuring that she always loved reading, he decided to start with the library. His mind raced with scenarios as he began walking.

He took this time to figure out exactly what he was going to say to Ellen once he found her. He rehearsed it over and over until he had it memorized. Romance had never come naturally to him.

Angry clouds had been threatening rain since his arrival, Eugene was only a few blocks from the library when they made good on their threat and started drenching the small town. Sprinting the rest of the way, he dashed into the library and stood in the entry-way. Wringing out his soaked jacket, he got as dry as he could before entering the main area.

The library was as he remembered it when he was young, before all the additions and renovations, it was a small Victorian building. A fire greedily lapped at the sides of the wood in a fireplace while an old man puffed his pipe and read the newspaper in a nearby armchair. Eugene received only a few uninterested glances before they resumed reading. Wrestling with doubts she was even here, he quietly began looking for Ellen.

Doubt morphed into disappointment when he did not find her in the main area. Moving on to a back reading room he spotted her. With her shoulder length dark brown hair, she was as he remembered her at nineteen. She was slender, wearing a yellow button up blouse and a white summer dress, her hair tied back in a ponytail with a black ribbon.

Upon seeing her he was stunned stupid, everything he had mentally rehearsed was gone. His mind was blank. She was reading at one of the tables with a few other books piled in front of her. He did not want to screw this up, using time-travel to try again felt like cheating somehow.

Eugene began browsing nearby bookshelves not really paying attention to the titles. “To Hell with it.” he mumbled, and made his way over to her. With nothing else coming to mind he decided on telling her everything, to put all his cards on the table. Wiping his sweaty palms on his pants, he nervously stood on the other side of the table opposite Ellen.

“Nice weather we’re having.” Eugene said, immediately cringing inside at the stupid remark.

“But it’s raining out,” she replied, looking up from her book.

“It’s nice weather if you like rain, is what I meant.”

“Really? Because you don’t look like you enjoyed it, you’re a mess.”

“Mind if I sit?”

Putting down the book she said, “Go ahead, this book was boring anyway.”

Eugene sat down opposite her. “Look,” he said, pausing to collect his thoughts, “my name’s Eugene and we’ve met before.”

“Oh? Where?”

“More like ‘when’. Let me tell you the entire story. Then tell me what you think.” he said, beginning his strange time-traveling tale. Saying everything out loud for the first time made him realize just how ridiculous his story sounded, even to his own ears. While he talked, the hope he felt flickered and faded like a dying candle. He would have disbelieved the story had he not experienced it for himself, so Eugene naturally assumed Ellen did not believe it.

After he finished she was quiet for a long time, choosing her words carefully and slowly, she said, “I don’t believe you, but I don’t disbelieve you either. You seem sincere and don’t appear to be crazy, so I’m not sure what to believe.” Frustration and heartbreak warred for supremacy in Eugene’s soul, he knew this was the most likely reaction. As much as he loathed to do it, the only thing now was to go back in time and try again. He got up to leave.

“Wait,” said Ellen, quickly reaching out to stop him, “don’t leave, I said I don’t disbelieve you either. I’ll give you a chance to make me believe, you’ll have the rest of the day to try.” A ray of sunshine broke through Eugene’s emotional storm. “Nothing in the world would give me more pleasure. When the rain passes I’ll prove everything to you at the vacant lot.” he said, still worried. While being with Ellen again was all that mattered, he knew while waiting for the rain to pass he could still screw things up.

It turned out he fretted over nothing, she seemed to already like him. The more they talked the more it became apparent to Ellen this man knew things about her only friends knew—like her love for green tea. By the time it stopped raining Ellen sorely wanted to believe him. “Well,” said Eugene, “shall we go?”

“Yes.” she said giving him her arm.

There was no rush, they walked like they were the only two people in the world. Enjoying each other’s company they walked slowly, talking. While their pace was slow, Eugene talked fast as if trying to make up for the lost years.

Arriving at the empty lot, it almost did not matter to Ellen if this man was from the future. Already smitten, she hoped this was just some odd way to win her over. She realized it would break her heart if he turned out to be crazy. “All right. Get comfortable and sit down somewhere. This’ll take me a little while. You’ll have to be quiet too, I need to concentrate.” he said, surveying the area for a spot to set up.

After spreading his jacket on the ground and laying his tools out on it, he began tinkering inside the watch with his lock-picks. At first, nothing happened. Then something in the watch ‘clicked’ and time accelerated around them, years raced by in just minutes. After a few minutes Eugene determined they had gone far enough and adroitly slowed time down to normal, all the while Ellen sat in silence mouth agape.

They found themselves sitting on the floor of the closed locksmith shop. “We used to run this place together. You did the day to day paper-work while I did the jobs,” he said, helping her up. Not responding to what he said she started looking around the darkened shop, running her fingers over dust laden equipment. “Ellen,” he said slightly louder, her head jerked in his direction as if waking from a dream. “Ellen, we’ve arrived in the year I live. I want to pass ownership of the building to you, then we can live our lives over again, together. To do that I’m gonna have to do a little more time manipulation.”

“Oh,” was all she could think to say. Ellen was stunned, everything he had told her was true.

“Anyway, let’s get cleaned up and I’ll show you around, then I’ve got legal stuff to take care of.”

All she did was nod.

“Later on, I’ve got to age myself back to an old man so I can give you the property. After that, I’ll make myself young and we can go through life again, hand in hand. I don’t want to shock you any more than I already have, you don’t have to watch.”

“I think I need to sit down,” she said, messaging her temples.

“Of course, let’s go upstairs to the apartment. We’ll take it slow, we’ve got all the time in the world.”

* * *

The wheels of bureaucracy move maddeningly slow when one is trying to do something good. It took weeks for old man Eugene to get all the paperwork together just to give his own property to Ellen. Shortly after receiving it, the old man disappeared. No one knows where he went, or where Ellen’s new young husband—also named Eugene—came from.

After getting the store ready, they held a grand re-opening celebration for shop. Of the people that came, half showed up just to meet the new owners. Like masterful politicians, when asked about old man Eugene the couple always managed to avoid telling the truth without actually lying.

The saying, ‘Only time will tell’ does not apply to Eugene Hath. When it comes to Eugene, time will never tell—time is always on his side. Eventually the young couple grew old, passing on the building and business to a younger couple also named Ellen and Eugene. The small locksmith shop is still in business, if you find yourself in Ruthford and need a good locksmith you can call them day or night, just ask for Eugene.

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W. M. Pienton
Walter Pienton, whose last name is pronounced Pen-tin, has a short novel being sold on Amazon called Swampscott Fitzgerald. He always had an active imagination and seems to see things in a different sort of light. Storytelling comes naturally, so writing them down was the next logical step. One of the hardest parts of writing is finding time as he currently holds down a third shift factory job (which he absolutely loathes).

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Table for One

Table for One

by A. Elizabeth Herting

This was it. She was convinced that finally, this Valentine’s Day, she would no longer be considered a ‘table for one’.

She’d met him on her latest dating app. A true modern courtship, snapchatting and texting each other for weeks without ever meeting face to face. She felt that she knew his online soul, his likes and postings aligned perfectly with hers—they were a virtual match made in heaven. She prayed that their first meeting would confirm what they were both already feeling and that she would soon be able to update her relationship status, for good this time.

* * *

She saw him enter the bar, dressed exactly as he said he would be and noted that his profile pic didn’t do him justice. He’s even more handsome in real life, she thought, as butterflies began to form in her stomach. He wandered through the bar, looking for her, his face young and hopeful just like in the most recent selfie he’d posted. The place was crowded, couples filling every table in their shared romantic ritual, checking their phones and snapping pictures of their dinners in between toasts to their undying love.

She raised her arm and waved him over. He walked right past her, never even making eye contact. She tried again and hoped she didn’t look as desperate as she began to feel. He doubled back, discouraged, then exited the bar. She ran after him out into the night and heard the sirens for the very first time.

* * *

She was lying in the street, one shoe missing, the car that killed her covered in blood and gore. Her cell phone was cracked and discarded, ripped from her hand by the sheer force of the blow, his latest Instagram pic sealing her doom as she hurried across the street while the driver of the car searched for the nearest PokeStop on his Pokemon GO app.

Her virtual date had no idea she was even there, walking right past the police, sirens, and EMTs as he checked his phone, searching for any trace of her in his latest texts and updates.

Her match made in heaven had turned into a heavenly table for one after all, but if she had any luck, maybe there would be free wi-fi there.

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A. Elizabeth Herting
A. Elizabeth Herting is  an aspiring freelance writer and busy mother of three living in colorful Colorado. I have had short stories featured in Bewildering Stories, Dark Fire Fiction, Under the Bed, New Realm, Speculative 66, Flash Fiction Magazine, 50 Word Stories, Peacock Journal, Friday Fiction, Pilcrow & Dagger, and Fictive Dream. More at: sites.google.com/site/aehertingwriter

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